Chief Wiggum: Just get one of those inflatable women...
Burns: Men there's a little crippled boy ...
Bart: More asbestos! More asbestos...
A song about the Springfield police
Bart: Joe's crematorium. You kill 'em. We grill 'em
Chief Wiggum: Oh no! Have they set a date?
The advertisement song for Flaming Moe's
Cleetus the Slack Jawed Yokel's song
Ralph: Me fail English that's unpossible
Homer:I know you can read my thoughts boy, yum, yum, yum...
Homer: Remember when I got caught stealing all those...
Burns: If we come back and they're dead I owe you a coke.
Chief Wiggum and a Pulp fiction Parody
Homer: Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball...
Various prank calls Moe's received
Simpsons "Stayin Alive" parody
Bart: It looks like he's trying to jump over her ...
Apu: Poor Mr Homer could it be that my snack treats...
Abe: ...there are too many states nowaday...
Lionel Hutz: Mr Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent...
Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow...
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix
The Avocado Ribbon Campaign: Ban the Stupid
The Green Ribbon Campaign: Support to stop Bill Gates
The Puke Green Ribbon Campaign
The Lime Green Ribbon Campaign: We are not Nerds!!
The Invisible Ribbon Campaign: More Nonsense Online